This is Alistair Sloach. He’s the ambitious Home Secretary and former spin-doctor. Dubbed by the press ‘the Macclesfield Machiavelli’, he’s hell-bent on blocking his rival Hugh Driftwood and securing the Premiership for himself. He’s the Government’s chief moralist, author of the seminal work ‘The Human Sewer – a Respite from the Cesspit.’ But his own inadvertent seminal adventure may be about to sink his ambitions for ever…